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Best Rum Cake Ever

1 or 2 qts. rum
1 cup butter
1 tsp sugar
2 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit Baking Powder
1 tsp soda Lemon juice

Brown Sugar Nuts Before you start, sample rum to check for quality. Good isn't it? Now, go ahead. Select large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right to be sure the run is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup cup of rum into glass and drink as fast as you can. Repeat. With electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large bowl until fluffy. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure rum is of the finest quality. Try another cup. Open 2nd qt. if necessary. Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit. Beat til high. If duidt gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next, sift 3 cups of pepper and salt ( it really doesn't matter). Sample the rum again. Sift 1/2 pt. lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Wix mel. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 35 gredees. Now pour the whole mess into the coven and ake. Check rum again and go to bed. Enjoy!

Charr Beidler
Carson, Ca.
ZambalesForum (ZF) member

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My therapist told me a way to achieve inner peace was to finish things I had started. Today, I finished 2 bags of potato chips, a lemon pie, a fifth of Jack Daniels and a small box of chocolate candy. I feel better already!

Charr Beidler
Carson, Ca.
ZambalesForum (ZF) member

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